killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via cumfort)

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

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clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via dietcondoms)

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via officialwhitegirls)

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward β€œi have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via moistbottom)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan, via tipslip)

okay who has a crush on me fess upΒ 

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