5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. youโ€™re a really talented dj? good for you! i donโ€™t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour iโ€™ll think โ€œwhoa, this is really hot.โ€ย 

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my blog is great but have u seen my ass

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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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prejaculate:

i canโ€™t hang out tomorrow iโ€™m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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